1. Buy the biggest and best latest digital camera with as many buttons as you can find. That surely will help you take better photos won't it?
2. Replace the aforementioned camera with the latest biggest and best digital camera with even more buttons the following month because by then it will surely be out of date. More buttons = better photos?
3. Try to sell your camera from step 1 at half it's original price to go towards the new camera which is already cheaper than the one you intend to replace it with. The more you spend, the better photographer you are. Right?
4. Realise you'll never sell the camera from step 1 unless you half its price again.
5. Have some really original ideas such as photographing your feet or clouds. No ones ever thought of that before have they? (I'm guilty ;-)
6. Never use a tripod for landscapes or real close up stuff. After all, a real photographer can handhold for 2 or 3 seconds easily can't they.
7. Explain to everyone that blur is in fact an artistic statement.
8. Have another original idea and take a photo of a flower. Remembering not to use a tripod, especially if it's a macro shot.
9. Only ever use the built in flash on your camera. After all, it's perfectly placed right over the lens and is powerful enough to reach the moon isn't it?
10. Go back to step 1