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Sunday, July 31, 2005
Five Stages of Sex
Smurf sex: at the start of the relationship, you do it 'til you're blue in the face. Kitchen sex: you're together and you do it in every room in the house. Bed sex: you're getting in rut, so you only do it in bed. Hallway sex: when you pass in the hallway, you tell each other to **** off. Court sex: you go to court to get screwed by your wife.